Was Drunk Hasselhoff Video Just Promotion?

I thought there was something fishy about this David Hasselhoff drunk tape nonsense. It smelled like very clever publicity to me, though why anyone would want to be filmed drunk and slobbering over a Wendy's cheeseburger and potentially hurt his relations with his family is a mystery.

But guess what? The Hoff has an autobiography coming out May 15! I'm sure it's just a coincidence though. ;)

The title, by the way, is Don't HassleThe Hoff. Jeez, it's one thing for others to call you "The Hoff," but calling yourself that?

The book has a lot of (supposedly) juicy details, including Hasselhoff's revelation that he knows that Baywatch was a sexist show.

[Via tvsquad]

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Paris Goes Away, Lindsay Gets Away

The truth is - I have been doing a horrible job posting, especially with all craziness going on lately. I think Hollywood might be going a little nuts. Paris is in prison!!! And why is everyone, including me, so happy to see her go? Is it justice or jealousy? I say its a little bit of both.

Today marks day 1 of Ms. Hilton's prison sentence. Although, no one is happier then me that she is paying the price for being an idiot -I am afraid that she will be more popular then ever. I thought we would be spared from Paris for almost a month - but NO! This morning, all the news stations have reported on her first day in the orange jump suit. If this continues for the entire length of her stay I will surely go insane!

And what about Lindsay? Not only was she drinking and driving, she was doing blow, crashed into a tree AND was under 21! If Paris Hilton goes to jail for ignoring her probation - wouldn't it be fair to put a underage, coke head, lush behind bars as well?


David Hasselhoaf - wow! How bad do you have to piss off your daughter to have her videotape you when your wasted! That is awesome and he is insane and I can't wait to
see him this summer on America's Got Talent on NBC!

Speaking of fathers and daughters... Alec Baldwin. Does everyone agree that screaming at your child and calling her a pig is not ok? But we love you on 30 Rock!Wait - what's going on here - That is on NBC TOO!

Britney Spears... it's great she's back, getting in shape but she really should reconsider her clothes. And another thing, if you're crazy enough to shave your head than you should HAVE to show it. People have to shave their head for reasons like cancer, an accident, because they're a boy.. I think if you're dumb enough to shave your head because you lost your mind - than you should HAVE to sport it for the world to see!

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