Paris Goes Away, Lindsay Gets Away

The truth is - I have been doing a horrible job posting, especially with all craziness going on lately. I think Hollywood might be going a little nuts. Paris is in prison!!! And why is everyone, including me, so happy to see her go? Is it justice or jealousy? I say its a little bit of both.

Today marks day 1 of Ms. Hilton's prison sentence. Although, no one is happier then me that she is paying the price for being an idiot -I am afraid that she will be more popular then ever. I thought we would be spared from Paris for almost a month - but NO! This morning, all the news stations have reported on her first day in the orange jump suit. If this continues for the entire length of her stay I will surely go insane!

And what about Lindsay? Not only was she drinking and driving, she was doing blow, crashed into a tree AND was under 21! If Paris Hilton goes to jail for ignoring her probation - wouldn't it be fair to put a underage, coke head, lush behind bars as well?


David Hasselhoaf - wow! How bad do you have to piss off your daughter to have her videotape you when your wasted! That is awesome and he is insane and I can't wait to
see him this summer on America's Got Talent on NBC!

Speaking of fathers and daughters... Alec Baldwin. Does everyone agree that screaming at your child and calling her a pig is not ok? But we love you on 30 Rock!Wait - what's going on here - That is on NBC TOO!

Britney Spears... it's great she's back, getting in shape but she really should reconsider her clothes. And another thing, if you're crazy enough to shave your head than you should HAVE to show it. People have to shave their head for reasons like cancer, an accident, because they're a boy.. I think if you're dumb enough to shave your head because you lost your mind - than you should HAVE to sport it for the world to see!

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Britney Shaves Her Head

Hey! Britney shaved her head! Heck, she looks a little bit like Mr. Burns. Hooray!

I woke up Monday morning to the amusing words of Ms. Jodi Applegate and she told me that in an act of rebellion against her mommy dearest, the Bubblegum Pop Princess did what we all do when we're angry with our parents.

We shave all of the hair off of our heads. And we feel awesome.
And a little chilly. But that's OK!

I'm actually quite the fan of Britney Spears. I mean, I really don't like her music all that much (although that "Crazy" song is kind of great), and her sense of fashion hasn't always been on track (um, remember that black leather outfit she rocked at the MTV VMA's a couple of years ago). But hey, none of us are perfect!

Keep doing what you're doing that what I say. Chew that gum every time you're interviewed on national TV! Party on with Paris and forgo your underwear! Have more babies with your backup dancers! And teach all those babies how to drive! You're never to young to learn!

Keep on keepin' on Britney. Maybe K-Fed will let you borrow some of his hats.

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