Paris out of Prison already!!!!!!

You have to be kidding me! All the the hype, all the fuss and Paris is out already! She was sent home around 2am this morning because she was sick and is now serving the rest of her sentence at home. Wow! What a punshiment - confined to her beautiful estate. This is madness! On the upside, the lack of jail time won't make her as interesting and we won't have to deal with a new book about her prison stay. It did give me such joy to think of her in a cell! All this smells a bit fishy to me! Well, this will make Lindsay Lohan's inevitable prison sentence much more interesting. I guess she should be thanking Paris.

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